The Sexiest Man Alive 2011, Bradley Cooper, was in New York for Thanksgiving, spotted in the West Village. He’s been shooting a movie in Philadelphia the last couple of months with a weekend here in there in LA where he was photographed leaving dinner with Jennifer Lopez before she decided to make that backup dancer her fulltime temporary f-ck which...

On the one hand, you can be like, she’s out of her mind, but on the other, you might wonder, how much of a downer is Bradley Cooper? Or was it more along the lines of strategy? His people, knowing they’d need to elevate him somehow, set him up with JLo, then when PEOPLE confirmed the offer for SMA, after their, um, first choice turned it down, they decide they didn’t need her anymore and it’s not like he left her wanting anyway. That sounds about right.

It’s too bad they weren’t together, fake or not, long enough for her to help him with his pants. These jeans, they’re terrible.