Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime.

That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie.

What.The.F7ck is wrong with you???

Here’s what he told MTV:
“I would love to be the Riddler. I’d like to be in the next ‘Batman,’ even though I am busy killing machines and people (on Terminator Sarah Connor). I hope to God that they don’t try to replace Heath and have the Joker. And Two-Face is gone. (So they need a new villain), and the Riddler makes sense. That’s impossible to answer now (how I would approach the role). That would take years of preparation. It’s tough. Heath set the bar at a new level, which I think is fantastic for comic book lovers and movie lovers. He changed the face of what people expect out of those films. If you watch the old ones, I mean, they were great for what they were, having Danny Elfman’s music, but this is a new level.”

It’s not like it’ll happen. Hell no.

It’s not like he has a chance. Hell no.

But it’s the insolence. It’s the audacity. It’s the equivalent of Ebola Paris Hilton as Princess Diana in a biopic about her life. It’s Stephenie Meyer being compared to JKR. It’s 1 + 1 = 14.

It’s fundamentally WRONG.

And it’s wrong for him to even THINK it. To even hope for it. To even dream he could ever, ever be in the same sentence as Heath Ledger.

It. Is. Wrong.

Sit DOWN David Silver.

Stick with your piddly little tv show and trapping your underage girlfriend. But please... please step OFF The Batman.