Speaking of mamas, many of you wrote to me last week and over the weekend enquiring about the press conference that never was. Just to recap - buzz was very, very loud a few days ago about a supposed announcement from Britney on May 4th, prompting speculation that she would confirm her 2nd pregnancy or announce plans for a new record and tour, or even that she was finally going to divorce the dirty f*cker also known as her husband. Well, as we know now, the event never happened. And Britney is still silent. No confirmation or denial, not a word. Curiously enough, things are almost too quiet for comfort. My smutty sense is tingling and I promise you, I"m trying to find out why. Meanwhile, here she is over the weekend with what appears to be an undeniably bigger bump. Amazing how True Religions will look good on just about anyone, non???