Breaking news – is reporting that Britney has officially lost custody of her children as KFed’s lawyer stormed the court today, taking advantage of media attention placed on Britney’s shoddy driving record etc to milk her even more for her money and of course put the kids out of harm’s way.

A judge has now ordered that Kevin "is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court."

So now here’s the test. If this girl has any fight left in her, any decency, any morsel of intelligence – no matter how small – existing in that Chicken Fried Brain, now is the time to clean up her sh-t and wash off the grease.

Now is the time.

Do you believe?

I kinda do. Do I suck?