I’m telling you, she scares me when she’s a brunette. Her world isn’t right when she’s brunette. And the way she looked yesterday out and about in LA wasn’t right at all. Especially since this is “pulled together” for her. In the sense that she’s not out in her pyjamas which, as you know, happens from time to time.

No, Britney thought about what she was putting on. Whatever the f-ck that lace business is underneath her sweater, she thought about it and decided it was good. Same goes for those boots. Then of course there’s the stain. You could argue that the stain appeared only after she left the house. I’m not so sure. I wouldn’t rule out Britney picking the crumpled sweater up off the floor and putting it on because that’s what she felt like wearing.

As for the patches – all that weaving and yanking and pulling and colouring, it’s really no wonder. I can’t decide what’s more frightening: the hair or her lopsided wonk tit. And remember, when looking at her face, she’s only 28.

The Circus Tour ranked 4th in earnings with $82.5 million in 2009 behind U2, Bruce Springsteen, Elton John and Billy Joel. In other words, they’ll keep riding her.

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