Last time I posted a shot of her nasty ass weave, there was a sinkhole happening back there. Click here for a refresher if you really have to but be warned because, if you’re anything like me, the sinkhole will skeeve you. I had nightmares about that crazy sh-t in Guatemala for days.

So the Chicken Fried entourage went shopping yesterday. Britney went in wearing one outfit, came out with a new top. The mall is a closet for her. As you can see, they patched up the sinkhole. As you can see, it’s still a f-cking mess. The short chunks, that’s her own hair right? She shaved it off over three years ago. That’s all it will grow? I know this is unfair of me. Because while I don’t have pretty eyes or any bottom eyelashes or nice ankles and my face is lopsided and my nose is hawked, I have always had hair that is thick and grows fast and long and stays healthy no matter what I put it through. So I don’t get it about extensions. I don’t understand why you don’t just work it naturally, without gluing that ghetto straw all over your head. I mean look at Renee Zellweger. I’d take Renee Zellweger over this.

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