Sorry to be crass but it’s like comparing sh-t to diarrhoea? Between Britney and KFed, who is what?

On one hand Britney – eternal trainwreck with stinky feet, seems incapable of handling her boo boos, alleged drug use and erratic behaviour, and on the other hand a punk ass golddigger who’s only earning potential comes from exploiting his ex wife.

Tough choice.

And now both are battling out for public opinion. Day after day Federline is leaking story after story of his responsible parenting, trying to re-write his image, positioning himself as the more devoted, committed, and caring parents when at the end of the day, all he wants his cold hard cash.

Meanwhile Britney, feeling the heat, is once again using the pappies to her advantage, taking her children out last night and managing to strap them in their car seats without scandal, sending her own friends out to speak with X17 to set the record straight on all the rumours: that she doesn’t do drugs, that on the days her boos are with her, she doesn’t go out late on the town, that she is an excellent mother who is not and has not been jeopardising the safety of her children.

sh-t or diarrhoea – who is what?

As for those rumours that Britney is sucking on fentanyl-laced lollipops… a reader wrote to me yesterday with research, no less, to dispel those theories. Not that Britney’s not using at all, because she’s clearly f&cked up, but sucking on the lolli isn’t how she’s gettin’ her high.

Jindi sent in the following and included links, read if you’re interested:

Fentanyl is an opiate that is several times stronger than morphine. The pops (sold under names like Actiq) are used for the relief of chronic pain and do NOT look like lollipops at all; they look more like plastic tampon applicators with a bulbous end – they are designed so that they can NOT be mistaken for candy pops because fentanyl is a dangerous substance. btw: fentanyl is so strong that, when it is added by dealers to heroin, it KILLS experienced heroin users. Google "heroin cut with fentanyl" to find out more. If Britney was using fent pops her pupils would be waaaay more pinned than Lilo"s did when she was snorting Oxycontin, fentanyl isn’t about 50X stronger than Oxy. Brit"s pupils are always dilated and she always has red rings around her nostrils (felony rings) in high res tight shots. Looks like she"s popping E and snorting cocaine, definitely not using an opiate.

The pops are usually given to people who have developed severe tolerances to weaker opiate painkillers because they are so strong. fentanyl comes in other forms too, (most commonly patches that are applied to the skin, or ampules containing liquid that is injected). The lollipop form is called Actiq.

Fentanyl Information:

Fentanyl lollipop image: