Crank tweets vs the ex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 10:45:36 April 29, 2010 10:45:36

Like clockwork.

Lindsay Lohan is hating on Samantha Ronson again. Somehow they ended up at the same party last night. And of course they decided to Twitter fight about it. Lilo’s tweets are, not surprisingly, totally incomprehensible. Samantha’s are particularly sharp. VERY sharp. She drops the c-word. But let’s start with Lohan first:

I'm pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour

Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson

Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I've ever done is fall for a girl

Lindsay is referring to a clip of TMZ that was released a few days ago, after Lilo threw a glass at her head in a club, of Sam saying to camera that Lilo is a “very angry human being”. Click here to see. Samantha’s working some coat steeze like my GP.

As for that c-word, here are Ronson’s tweets from last night around the same time that Lindsay lost her sh-t again:

One more thing- if you're gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in.

Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets.

Who could she possibly be referring to?

In other Lilo drama, she did a photo shoot the other day and posed with a gun in her mouth. Click here to see. Because this is supposed to make you feel sorry for her? Please. It’s all a joke. Look at her. A joke.

And finally...

Lindsay is now selling ads on her Twitter. So they’re PAYING HER to post ads on her Twitter. She needs the cash money. I’ll take that money, sure. You’ll take that money, sure. But a celebrity? A former movie star? This bitch who claims she’s not po’? Whose mom insists she’s not broke ass?


And still spending money at the Marmont where she took her busted and bloated face last night. Dina says everything is fine!

Photos from Robinson/Butterworth/

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