I appreciate the effort. That she didn’t want to be boring. But this dress...

It’s really, really, REALLY bad. Maybe, like, MAYBE, and this is the weakest maybe ever, if the dots were smaller? Probably not. But sh-t, it’s SH-T, right??? And the hair, the fringe, that doesn’t help either. I don’t understand how this happens.

Here’s Noomi at the UK premiere of Sherlock Holmes 2 tonight in London with director Guy Ritchie, Robert Downey Jr, and Jude Law. How much do you love the picture of the 3 of them, Guy, RDJ, and Jude, with their arms linked together? Their bromance is pretty cute. Especially RDJ and Jude. I believe they genuinely like each other. I believe their chemistry in the movie(s) is exactly what it is in real life. Also I’m kinda diggin’ Jude’s pants. Lately I’ve been having these weird Jude Law dreams. He looks in them the way he looked in Alfie without the cheese. So, um, really, really hot. Nothing pervy happens or anything. It’s just a lot of talking and English scenery but somehow it’s resulted in a few visits to google and Youtube for a few crushy clicks of pretty photos and kissing scenes. Is that the subconscious controlling the conscious or the conscious controlling the subconscious to please the conscious? It just came out of nowhere.