I thought it looked from the pictures yesterday that he was saying goodbye to his girls in Paris. Turns out he’s still with them, and he took them shopping today too. Apparently Scout is doing the debutante thing at the annual ball there or something. Not sure if her ma will be there supporting. And this makes me really sad.

But there’s no problem at all with Bruce Willis’s 56 year old man pants. Like, he might even be turning me on in these photos with that leather jacket and his black scarf there over beat up jeans and trainers. Am I crazy? Have Bradley Cooper and Robert Pattinson just lowered the standard so far I’m seeing good when it’s actually only medium?