I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. But sometimes it seems forced.

Did you see him on The Daily Show last week? I don’t know, it was weird. I wasn’t feeling it.

But I am totally feeling the way he used it Between Two Ferns. Almost like a parody of himself. Much better. Thanks, Zach Galifianakis. Because that’s really who it is, non?

I watched this twice back to back. The facial expressions are amazing.

Attached – Bruce, wife Emma, and my Rumey at the RED premiere the other night. Surprise, he wasn’t packing.


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