Last night the Twilight Eclipse crew was back to work shooting under a bridge a “Seattle” scene with Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel as “Victoria and Riley”. Victoria seduces Riley so that he’ll carry out her orders to make new vampires. As you can see, they’ve wigged out Bryce’s hair to resemble Rachelle Lefevre’s.

Xavier was also confirmed yesterday to be attending TIFF. Great experience for an actor, totally. But hopefully it won’t mean that Twif-ckery will invade our festival.

Why can’t these freaks keep their sh-t contained?

Yesterday Michael K at Dlisted posted this article about the sparking Edward Cullen dildo. DILDO.

This is what Twi-Hards will be riding all weekend while they YouTube Robert Pattinson interviews.

At the very least, a vibrator provides pleasure and buzzes the right places.

But what about this???

I received a link this morning from LB: the “Edward Cullen Life Size Twilight Silhouette Vinyl Wall Decal”.

…the f-ck?

And it’s SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s close out the week with some hatemail, shall we?

From Dana in Texas. I think this is my new favourite:

So Lainey, you’re refusing to believe in Robsten. Do you believe in the blue sky and the vast sea? Do you shun the green earth, the innocent of the child? Love is in all of us. It’s everywhere in our hearts. Robsten is just as real as the moon and the stars.

I feel sorry for you that you are blind to life’s beauties. I am praying for you.

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