Dear Gossips,

The Weeknd was the big winner last night at the JUNO Awards in Calgary going 4/5, accepting one of those awards from Buffy Sainte-Marie, the coolest ever. No one is cooler than Buffy Sainte-Marie. No f-cking one.

The Weeknd’s performance was also simulcast at the iHeartRadio Awards taking place at the same time in LA. And over in Vegas it was the Academy of Country Music Awards hosted by Luke Bryan and Dierks Bentley. Oh and the Olivier Awards went down in London too. So we’ll touch on highlights from all of that today. Unless, of course, Beyoncé.

It’s April 4, 2016, not only Beyoncé and Jay Z’s wedding anniversary but, since they both love 4s, it’s 4-4 and 16 = 4x4.

Or, you know, nothing. She might do nothing. She might just do nothing while watching us wait for nothing.

Yours in gossip,