Rich people have too much money.

Last week we reported on etalk that Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez, newly reunited, were spotted in the Bahamas. Then they were photographed on a yacht together in Miami. This weekend it was Mexico, seen here hosing themselves down. From resort to resort, and beach to beach, come on now, is it really all that different?

This, I suppose, is what happens to the privileged. Your threshold for fun and luxe keeps getting more and more demanding. Like, it’s not a real sun holiday unless it’s a sun holiday to 3 destinations, all first class. Remember, these are people who are no longer impressed at a Four Seasons.

As for how much longer these two will go on...

You’re looking at two champion f-ckers. But even champion f-cker sex ever gets old eventually, right?

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