No Cammie... why?

Us Weekly was the first to report that Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez were seen together at Soho House last week. And now there are photos to prove it. The paps caught the two – click here - luxuriating on a boat in Miami. So I guess she needed some cock for the holiday. I mean, how else can you explain it? Because personality is certainly not an option. This is ARod, remember? He’s a dick, through and through.

Matthew Morrison couldn’t come to play?

Fine then Cammie. If you have to, make it brief. Come January though, please, cut that sh-t off. A new year, time for a new ride.

File photo from Jackson Lee/