Did Cameron stay close to Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce last night? Did they keep a 3 table separation, minimum, between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel?

Cammie brought her game face though, didn’t she? Look at her face. She looks great in the face. Prettier and fresher than she’s looked in a long time. Victory over Jessica then seemed assured, especially since Shelfy keeps working that dumbass blunt fringe.

But the Stella McCartney dress. On Cameron Diaz’s body. This is not a win for me, sorry. You can be fit and you can be tight but you still come in a certain shape. And her shape, specifically the shape of her trunk, this clingy silver business just does nothing for it. And it doesn’t give her a waist either. Even worse, from some angles, the way the light is taking it, it’s making her hippier than she is.

Stella does not do well at this event, you know? She never seems to be present her girls at their best. What’s this all about?