I’ve realised that for many people the word “pregnant” is a beacon. Was that the only word you saw just now? And did you click a little quicker and faster because of it? I guess this is why Pregnancy has become so Trendy. I guess this is why they think this movie might make a lot of money. And why people have Gender Reveal parties which I’m sorry I keep on about but... really??? So gross. Anyway, will the same people who click on pregnancy headlines pay money to see a pregnancy movie?

Check out Cameron Diaz on the set of What To Expect When You’re Expecting in Atlanta. If you couldn’t recognise her by belly, you can easily identify her by her arms. Crazy cut arms. My question is whether or not she could maintain those arms if she actually got pregnant for reals.

As you know, I don’t care about pregnancy or babybumping but I would care about Cam’s pregnancy and babybumping simply because 1. I think she would wear it well and 2. Am really curious to see what she looks like when she can’t do wind sprints for 2 hours every day. (Hayley, my trainer, specialises in training pregnant women so I’ve learned from her that your heart rate isn’t supposed to get too high which eliminates the ability to do wind sprints.)

Other pregnancies I would care about include:

Princess Catherine of William, obviously
Angelina Jolie, always
Blake Lively, but only if the father is Leonardo DiCaprio
Madonna, but only if the father is her much younger boyfriend whose name I haven’t bothered to remember because Jesus Luz was enough, thank you
Britney Spears, any father
Gwyneth Paltrow, any father

And now I’m wondering if it’s offside to care about people and their babies only if I get to dictate the sire.

Photos from Flynetonline.com