Didn’t think it was possible but this hair is actually WORSE than Ken Paves. When you can actually SEE the line of the hairpiece, it’s pretty much rock bottom hair. In these times, with this kind of access, it is CRIMINAL to rock a cheap weave. CRIMINAL.

What makes it even more pathetic is that you can practically smell her objective. She wanted it so badly. She wanted to be the blonde babe with the blonde locks, the perfect American country girl who lands on the cover of People Magazine proclaimed as the best dressed for the MiniVan Majority. Wouldn’t you know it… they did.

On the other hand, Tom Ford is probably moving her from his Charity List to his Never List…

As for whether or not this girl has the power of potential transformation a la Faith Hill – I say no. You need humility for that. And a healthy dose of respect. But Carrie Underwood is all about Carrie Underwood. Trust.

Photos attached of Carrie at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party on Saturday and on Grammy night proper.

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com