Did you read Carrie Underwood’s “Fill In The Blanks” with ESPN.com about the NHL playoffs? Click here if you missed it.

Carrie loves “winning, winning, and Mike winning”.

Mike of course is Mike Fisher of the Nashville Predators. And you know I’ve been saying that the Predators look scary, that they might be taking Country Bitch to the final. But the Preds lost the first 2 games in their best of 7 against Phoenix. The series heads back to Nashville tomorrow where they hope to play better on home ice only…

Breaking: they just lost 2 of their top 3 scorers, Radulov and Kostitsyn, who’ve been suspended for Game 3 for violating team rules. It means they f-cked up. Rumour has it they missed curfew, they were out too late, and partying too hard…thus jeopardising their team’s chances and, more importantly, of course, Carrie Underwood’s opportunity at the Stanley Cup.

YOU MOTHERF-CKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t think they know.

They must not know.

I mean, Carrie Underwood will have your ass. She will shout down that phone. She will rally those selfish pieces of sh-t. And they will play with the fear of Country Bitch in their loins when they come back for Game 4.

Here she is on Good Morning America today trying out the denim version of Mimi’s optical illusion ski pants and failing to replicate the camel toe.