I don’t actually mind the suit. It was New Year’s Eve. It was shiny. It was well-tailored. It’s so much better than the dresses she wears to award shows.

But then she had to go ruin it with that hair. Please promise me you will never, ever, ever ask for your hair to be styled like this… EVER. Promise me you’ll never ask for your hair to be styled up as though it was buried underneath a banana clip. Promise me you will do your part so that this kind of hair doesn’t happen again. The elimination starts with all of us.