You wouldn’t think it would be possible for Carrie Underwood out-worst herself in a dress, right? Oh but she found a way.

When that sh-t started during her performance, I texted Duana:

No. They are not etch-a-sketching her dress. No.

And she was equally horrified. As were so many of you.

Then, just when you thought it was rock bottom, her loser dress gimmick was followed by Prince, COOL AS SH-T, which only compounded even more how terribly lame it was. Sometimes you just have to say no. Sometimes, you just have to say no. In her position, she can totally say no.

She did not say no.

Or was she the one who came up with the sh-tty idea in the first place?