The Emmys mostly sucked. But it gave us something really, really great. Something we can all get hard over…
Cary Joji Fukunaga. Christ Jesus, he’s hot. This is by design. He’s Jason Momoa without the grunts. He’s K-Pop without the hair perm. A model with a brain. And he’s been on this site before, back in 2011, when he was dating Michelle Williams, remember? Click here for a refresher.
PS. Apparently he’s a romantic:
“I’ve scoured for mourning jewelry, put pieces together that have matched from around the world; I’ve given lost lockets as gifts. I’ve written immense love letters that are supposed to be opened over days at a time. I used to always make art for girls. That was the thing I did for girls to like me. I did portraits, drawings, letters that formed outlines of significant things in our relationship. Art. I just used art in general. It usually worked.”
If you’re not updating your Five Lists right now, there is something wrong.
Fukunaga won the Emmy last night for directing True Detective. The internet is creaming itself. Am attaching for your pleasure some past photos of him. Please enjoy. I did.