It’s not like we’ve never seen a blazer with lips on it. But these are black lips. On a black blazer. And in certain light, those black lips read blue.

Blue velvet!

Blue velvet lips!

This is exquisite. It would be an exquisite investment. Because this blazer will always be acceptable, always on trend. In a hundred years, even when people are just wearing cones all over their bodies, this blazer will find a way to exist.