Check out Catherine Zeta Jones and her geriatric husband Michael Douglas yesterday at the premiere of his upcoming King of California in which he plays a crazy person released from a mental hospital who convinces his daughter Evan Rachel Wood to go digging for Spanish gold underneath the local Costco. Love it.

Very positive early buzz after Sundance and it may just earn Michael another, and possible his final, Oscar nomination which is much more than can be said of Zeta’s recent box office disaster No Reservations.

Zeta being Zeta however she doesn’t look like she gives a sh-t. The dress is lovely, the body in it is even lovelier, and of course, she plays the part of rich man’s wife perfectly. And she’s a bitch too. Of course I worship her.