Look at her. Catherine Zeta Jones is a Goddess. Her face, those lips, that overbite, the body, the hair, and the most perfect nose…all of it, the most wonderful package wasted on Michael Douglas. Sigh.

Check her out, gorgessity all over NYC on promo for No Reservations (which I hear sucks large donkey ass), from Martha to Letterman to the red carpet, looking divine each time. But for the chest plate. Call me Cruise but does that look a little wonky to you? Not like Tara Reid Wonky or even Vivica A Fox wonky but a little wonky nonetheless?

Why did she need new tits anyway?

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