Do you remember LA Face? Click here if you need a refresher on LA Face. Dude, Catherine Zeta-Jones is walking around with LA Face. A bad case of LA Face. LA Face was on display last night at the Tony Awards where she won Best Actress in a Musical. LA Face and Whitney House sweaty face. My smutty sense is raging on several fronts. You?

But she was so f-cking Extra.

Watch her from the moment they announce her name. And the stupid faces she’s making in mock disbelief with Michael Douglas. And the vaudeville moves she works all the way up to the stage. What is happening here? She thinks she’s royalty. Zeta, you are not Elizabeth Taylor.

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