Smutty Social Media, April 11, 2017
This is how the Hadid-Foster-Jenner family tree shakes out. And really you could add more Jenners onto this.
I hate this question, but I’m not surprised Jemima answered “Carrie.” I think some people would expect her to say Samantha. I actually would consider her a Miranda, the realist.
Huh?
Picture the entire universe. Then double it. See, it's only half that big. Not so intimidating anymore
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) April 6, 2017
But why did her glasses fly off that way? Wouldn’t they have been pushed into her face, hurting the bridge of her nose? This was probably mortifying for the interviewer, but at least Nicole Richie has a good sense of humour about it. Imagine if this happened to Tom Hardy.
i could watch this on loop for eons pic.twitter.com/yTowbNJqav
— Christian Zamora (@Christian_Zamo) April 10, 2017
Scooter records video of Justin playing soccer like he’s his 6-year-old son. He probably packs a cooler with orange slices and juice boxes for after the match.
Today is International Louie Louie Day. I swear to you, I found it on Wiki.
Mark Hamill wants to let his Star Wars children know that Daisy Ridley is his favourite.
Gotta love a classic mom joke.
Wait. They gave out a Pulitzer Prize for criticism, and my mother didn't win it?
— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) April 10, 2017
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