Smutty Social Media, April 11, 2016

Someone gave Mena Suvari an Oscar – but is this a jinx gift? Does it affect your luck if you are ever up for a real one?

 

I'm so honored for all the love and support around me, as it gives life to what I do, but this is by far the best gift an admirer has given me! Made especially for me and weighted just as such a real one is! So super cool and touching!!! Thank you #EdwardFEIHU! 🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽

A photo posted by Mena (@mena13suvari) on

Apr 10, 2016 at 6:31pm PDT

Stylist Jamie Schneider got married in Aspen and the usual suspects – Kate Hudson, Nicole Richie, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Meyer, Jessica Alba, Rachel Zoe, Derek Blasberg, Katy Perry (with a date, Orlando Bloom) – showed up and it was the bestest best time ever.

 

I'll have a wedding with a side of snapchat, tequila, & altitude delirium please 🎩👰🏼🤕🍸💅🏼

A video posted by @nicolerichie on

Apr 8, 2016 at 9:49am PDT

Even Madonna can’t stand gluten free, dairy free sugar free desserts.

 

Your dry sugar free gluten free dairy free banana cake sucked!!!!! The 🍷. Did not! ❤️ you!

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on

Apr 10, 2016 at 8:36pm PDT

Michelle Williams (on the left) got bangs – is that new?

 

So many best friends in one park! I am the luckiest.

A photo posted by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) on

Apr 10, 2016 at 1:46pm PDT

Ariana retired the pony, and still I Can’t.

 

A photo posted by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on

Apr 10, 2016 at 11:27pm PDT

The Mighty O photobombs Kerry Washington.

 

Best photobomb of my life. #supersoulsessions #supersoulsisters @oprah @drshefalitsabary

A photo posted by Kerry Washington (@kerrywashington) on

Apr 9, 2016 at 9:00pm PDT

I really like Raven-Symone’s glasses here. I am as surprised as you are.

 

Love you girl!!!!! #sugerwater

A photo posted by Raven-Symoné (@ravensymone) on

Apr 10, 2016 at 10:07am PDT

This is the only interesting Will Kopelman anecdote I have ever heard.

Will Koppelman saw me naked once ... at the Ritz-Carlton South Beach during Art Basel .. when his friend pushed me out of bed

— Cat Marnell (@Cat_Marnell) April 11, 2016

Rob Lowe annotates his own gossip nostalgia.

We were headed to a party @springsteen was having at Sunset Marquis. Left at dawn and right to set of St Elmo's https://t.co/yEVhsUTalf

— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) April 11, 2016

French manis are not my thing but Jenny pulls it off both because she loves it and thinks it’s trashy. (But I will never tolerate a French pedicure. Why would you do that?!)

 

No YOU got a trashy French manicure on purpose and YOURE THE ONE who has both a tiny scab on your finger AND chin bc you scratched yourself w your own long nails BECAUSE YOU have grown your nails as long as your Nanas nails BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU thought was beautiful when you were young. But like also for very real I am really feeling myself right now w this French mani no joke I feel so pretty byeeeeeeee!

A photo posted by Jenny Slate (@jennyslate) on

Apr 9, 2016 at 3:37pm PDT