Smutty Social Media, April 19, 2017

Brooklyn Decker posted a selife last night, and some people pointed out that she looked like Kevin Bacon. They are not wrong.

 

New development: We're f*cking twins.

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Apr 19, 2017 at 8:12am PDT

The Stallone girls keep trying to happen. Am I the only one thinking, “who cares”? I may be getting “famous sisters” ennui. We have so many sets already.

 

Sly's Angels: The #StalloneSisters are stepping into the spotlight. @SophiaStallone @SistineStallone & @ScarletStallone talk about modeling, their #GoldenGlobe debut and life with their famous parents for our latest edition of #harperbyharpersbazaar, link in bio. Photography by @VictorDemarchelier Styling by @JoannaHillman

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Apr 19, 2017 at 7:14am PDT

What is it about expensive bottles of booze that causes people throw their hands in the air like they just don’t care? No one can resist that particular type of douchiness – not even KStew.

 

Hol up lil bitch #trowbak

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Apr 18, 2017 at 8:09pm PDT

I had no idea Elle King is Rob Schneider’s daughter. They actually look a lot alike.

 

When you find the shirt of your soul @relicvintage

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Apr 17, 2017 at 7:07pm PDT

Tyra and Amber Valletta are neighbours – get her on America’s Next Top Model.

 

New neighbor and friend for many moons @tyrabanks ! So proud of you and ALL that you are as a biz woman and momma! Here's to many more laughs, cuddles to find the right selfie pose and talks! Love you💜

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Apr 17, 2017 at 5:25pm PDT

Bill Nye is solid, too.

Bill O'Reilly. Bill Cosby. Billy Bush.

I'M THE ONLY GOOD BILLY ON TV!!!!!

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 19, 2017

The judgy moms and anonymous trolls are after Irina Shayk for posting this photo.

 

Pre-sunset 🌅😍 #currentsituation

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Apr 18, 2017 at 7:30pm PDT

Did you read the goop article on “earthing”? Basically it’s the practice of walking outside barefoot, which proponents say can help treat arthritis, insomnia and depression. Feet are really in right now.

 

mahalo feet for where you've brought me. how you've taught me. who you've sought for me. this heart is a mirror of your lines, ever growing. where would i be without you? taking moments to breathe deeply and appreciate the smallest (yet often most important) treasures our bodies possess offers a healing most profound, and a perspective most widened. #medicine

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Apr 18, 2017 at 10:35am PDT

First day of school! Oprah starts her new job at 60 Minutes.

 

Remember how you felt your very first day of school? That's how I felt today meeting this iconic team. #60minutes #firstdayofschool

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Apr 19, 2017 at 8:57am PDT