Smutty Social Media, April 26, 2016

Today I am taking a cue from Beyoncé and exercising restraint. I will not give into the thirst of famewhores. Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks. Instead, Zendaya.

 

When you @beyonce af

A video posted by Zendaya (@zendaya) on

Apr 25, 2016 at 8:30pm PDT

What Michael Buble is trying to say is that he's in the Beyhive.

 

When life gives you lemons ... Catch them before they escape. They're slippery little bastards. #argentina #lemonysnicket #home

A photo posted by Michael Bublé (@michaelbuble) on

Apr 26, 2016 at 8:50am PDT

This is, without a doubt, the greatest photo ever taken of Zac Efron. Kudos to him for sharing it.

 

*think cool thoughts* run cool- hit em with that COOL #Baywatch run... *cool thoughts* Yeah, thats it- Run coooool *cool thoughts* Oh yeah, Feelin it *think coo- AGH WTF- #notcool

A photo posted by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on

Apr 26, 2016 at 6:39am PDT

I guess they couldn't get paid for an announcement this time around. When their first baby was born, they tied the reveal in with a laundry detergent sponsorship.

 

Prepping for baby number two! #babyjonas2

A photo posted by Kevin Jonas (@kevinjonas) on

Apr 25, 2016 at 5:59pm PDT

Celebrity siblings -- will there be stories of feuds and petty jealousy? This is my dream Vanity Fair issue.

 

Just try and keep up with the Joneses. @kidadajonesog and @rashidajones kick off the debut of our #Sisters issue; tap the link in our bio for more! Photograph by @jasonbellphoto.

A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) on

Apr 26, 2016 at 5:07am PDT

Speaking of families, whenever your parents or siblings annoy you remember: it could be worse.

 

Happy Birthday Dad! 🎂🎁🎂 @michaellohan

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

Apr 25, 2016 at 8:09am PDT

Dakota and Melanie go boating in Vancouver.

 

With my beautiful Dakota on a beautiful day 💋💋💋💋💋

A photo posted by MELANIE (@melanie_griffith57) on

Apr 26, 2016 at 10:10am PDT