Smutty Social Media, April 26, 2017

Posted by Maria at April 26, 2017 21:57:00 April 26, 2017 21:57:00

This quiz was very hard but satisfying. I got the same score as Walt, which makes me feel a little better about barely passing.

I AM NOT A TRUE FAN OF BREAKING BAD! That's what I'm told-Damn. I got 12 out of 20! How do you measure up? https://t.co/R17YgrZCFB via @zieg
— Bryan Cranston (@BryanCranston) April 26, 2017

Rashida Jones is going to be on black-ish, playing Bow’s sister. Could it be more perfect?

Tomorrow night I guest star on the wonderful @blackishabc !! I am so grateful to play Bow's sister Santamonica!! (Can you believe how great that name is) Even more grateful to work side by side with my dear homey and fellow specs wearer @traceeellisross 👯‍♂️

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Apr 25, 2017 at 10:20pm PDT

Of course Amy had to bring up the Time 100 Gala with a comment that’s supposed to be self-deprecating. This is Amy always trying to set herself up on the outside, as anti-establishment, as the person who is invited to the party but doesn’t belong. But the joke doesn’t work when you are invited every single party.

Little confused why I haven't been invited back to #time100gala

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Apr 26, 2017 at 12:14am PDT

Madonna is not interested in anyone else’s version of her blond ambition.

Nobody knows what I know and what I have seen. Only I can tell my story. 📚Anyone else who tries is a charlatan and a fool. 🤡. Looking for instant gratification without doing the work. This is a disease in our society. ✍️🙃

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Apr 25, 2017 at 10:26am PDT

Honestly Spencer Pratt is an A+ tweeter and no one cares, and he knows no one cares, which makes the tweets even funnier.

Last nights @bellathorne snap story looked like Harmony Korine shot it
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) April 25, 2017

Demi Lovato got a new tattoo – Cara Delevingne and Justin Bieber both have lions. Justin is 23 and Demi and Cara are 24 – I think that has a lot more to do with why the tattoos are similar than the idea that she copied anyone.

@ddlovato sometimes the canvas makes the art ;) Thank you for your trust

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Apr 25, 2017 at 11:46pm PDT

You can't get a tattoo these days without someone saying you've copied someone or you're "matching" someone. That's not the case folks.
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) April 26, 2017

Emile Hirsch on March 18, Emile Hirsch on April 18.