Smutty Social Media, August 10, 2016

So this guy, Joseph Kahn (he directs Taylor Swift videos) goes out of his way to comment on/insert himself into stories but thinks gossip is feminine and thus beneath him? And the transgender joke, very edgy (in 1986).


Awww Buffy and Brenda.

 

My #mondaymuse (and really every day #muse) is my brave friend @theshando. I've always said she is one of the most loyal friends I've ever known, and now while she is facing the toughest journey of her life, she is sharing it with friends she has never met in the hopes of helping other people who are going through the same struggle. That's a true friend #FuckCancer

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Aug 8, 2016 at 4:14pm PDT

Stephen King agrees with my stance on spoilers, which makes me feel a little less petty about my love of ruining things for people. (But do you think anyone told him what happens to Will?)

It took 2 seasons, but Alicia and Will finally got together. Is that a spoiler? Who cares! It happened 5 years ago.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 10, 2016

The comments on this post tell me that not enough people appreciate Beyoncé’s Formation (and the side of Kelly that isn’t appropriate for morning TV). Are you surprised Kelly can be sassy? I’m not, she’s friends with Andy Cohen. He doesn’t seem like the type to tolerate drips.

 

#redlobster

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Aug 9, 2016 at 2:59pm PDT

In this scenario, an iPad would also work.

No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 7, 2016

If given the choice, would you rather watch Olympics with the Pratt/Farris family…

 

#Phelps gets another #Gold !! He looks like Eminem at the end of 8 Mile when he wins the rap battle. #YouFlippedItOnHimRabbit!!!

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Aug 9, 2016 at 9:38pm PDT

Or the Kutchers? Is it even really a discussion? Chris compared Michael Phelps to Eminem in 8 Mile.

 

Arm chair Olympians. Go team USA!!! We got your back! Ty for the blazers @ralphlauren #liketolight

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Aug 5, 2016 at 7:55pm PDT

Does it feel a bit like Mark Duplass is explaining the 80s canon to us? Stand By Me? The movie? Groundbreaking.

Liking @Stranger_Things? Read Stephen King's IT. Listen to John Carpenter's synth music scores. Watch STAND BY ME.

— Mark Duplass (@MarkDuplass) August 9, 2016