Brazilian authorities tried to seize Ryan Lochte’s passport because they think he’s lying about this robbery, but he is already back in the US. What the actual f-ck is going on? It’s a Gone Girl Olympics Scandal.
Could Katy Perry have her eye on a shoe empire? Shoes are what really accelerated Jessica Simpson’s brand. And while Jessica focuses on populist styles (peep-toe wedges), Katy seems to be going for mass-market quirky without the Moschino or Marc Jacobs price tag.
I know Chris Pratt was just on here yesterday and Sarah wrote about him today, but I would be remiss not to include this video of Courtney Love jamming in Anna and Chris’s kitchen after appearing on Anna’s podcast, Unqualified. I think Chris is wiping away a tear. Which makes me like, love?, him even more.
Again, Madonna was just on here yesterday for her birthday but it’s Madonna and Debi Mazar!!! I am here for this.
Chris Martin shows up on G’s Instagram, again. In the Derek Blasberg piece from New York Magazine, G mentioned that she asks Derek for caption advice. I bet he came up with this one. He’s super into rhyming.
Did you know Emma Heming, Bruce Willis’s wife, is a lifestyle blogger? The posts are very basic – coconut oil for hair, jet lag remedies, yogurt bark. I guess everyone needs a hobby.
Kelly Rowland’s fans are called the “Rowland Stones.” Worst nickname ever.
No one appreciates the power of hometown love more than Drake. And who else in Detroit but Eminem, who looks hot here. I think that needs a question mark, but I’m not sure. I’m never sure with him.