Smutty Social Media, August 5, 2016

Cold soup is an insult to food (and don’t come at me with gazpacho because it is literally the worst) but I do appreciate Jessica Seinfeld’s captions. We need a little more sarcasm in lifestyle.

 

When it's too late or too hot to make dinner, you can make Sunset Soup. Puree a mango with some water, dice and add your favorite fresh stone fruits and berries (and cucumber?) and sprinkle some cinnamon on top. It's called Sunset Soup because sometimes the sun sets and you realize you have to make dinner for people and you want them to maybe go away and figure it out for themselves for once but you can't say that so you act like it's your favorite thing in the world to do and you give them Sunset Soup and, in your mind, tell them to eat it and STFU. Or maybe I am the only one who does that.

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Aug 4, 2016 at 5:30pm PDT

Here’s the opposite of that: Vanessa Lachey has some basic lemonade recipes for you. (Spoiler alert: it’s lemons, sugar and water.) 600 words for three lemonade recipes? Someone needs to hire an editor.

 

I'm serving up some lemonade recipes with one of my favorite guys on www.VanessaLachey.com Just in time for the weekend! 🍋🍋🍋 Check them out and us having some backyard fun!!! (🔗in Bio)

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Aug 5, 2016 at 7:52am PDT

Jaime King plays tourist in Vancouver. If you follow the LA Mommy Mafia as closely as I do, you’ll notice that Jaime went from the inside to the outside over the last year or so. I’m very curious to know why (although I suspect it has to do with competing beauty lines).

 

Your favorite local tourist in the house ✔️

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Aug 3, 2016 at 2:05pm PDT

Kiki in a Rodarte bomber and using a cane and all I can think about is whether or not Jesse Plemons took the shot.

 

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Aug 4, 2016 at 8:16pm PDT

The Pokemon is headed to Flavortown. (Ryan Phillippe is mildly obsessed with Guy Fieri and has a #fierifridays hashtag.)

 

gotta flavor 'em all early #fierifridays (his CP ng)

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Aug 4, 2016 at 8:05pm PDT

I read this last night – everyone seems very concerned about Jonah Hill’s reputation (including Jonah himself), as if being in comedies is holding him back. He’s been nominated for two Oscars and works with the most prestigious actors/directors in Hollywood. How has comedy hurt him? He has an abundance of options.

Jonah Hill has proved himself as a dramatic actor. Why isn’t he taken seriously? https://t.co/cy9hRRl7Vz

— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 5, 2016

Nia Long looks amazing and is so underrated.

 

When work meets play with @meganomullally. Follow my new bestie @meganomullally you will laugh your ass off. 👊🏾

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Aug 4, 2016 at 3:29pm PDT

Gina loves Marky Mark. Do we need to rethink Mark Wahlberg? (Lainey: no.)

 

Throwback picture on the set of #deepwaterhorizonmovie that hits theatres Sept 30th. I can't wait for you guys to see the work we did last summer on this incredible film. Working with this dude was awesome, great actor, great heart ❤️❤️🙌🏽🙌🏽

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Aug 4, 2016 at 4:28pm PDT

Orlando Bloom’s fan base has grown exponentially.

My favorite actor is Orlando Bloom.

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) August 4, 2016

Wilmer joins the cast of NCIS in the fourteenth season. Maybe he needs a new pool house?

 

On set of #NCIS with @emilywickersham & #PauleyPerrete

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Aug 4, 2016 at 3:04pm PDT

Britney’s reaction when she finds out Ryan Seacrest likes girls.

OMG BRITNEY DIDN'T KNOW RYAN SEACREST WASN'T GAY I'M CHOKING!!! pic.twitter.com/otaeq1aDDY

— Frankie (@frankiearam) August 5, 2016