Cold soup is an insult to food (and don’t come at me with gazpacho because it is literally the worst) but I do appreciate Jessica Seinfeld’s captions. We need a little more sarcasm in lifestyle.
When it's too late or too hot to make dinner, you can make Sunset Soup. Puree a mango with some water, dice and add your favorite fresh stone fruits and berries (and cucumber?) and sprinkle some cinnamon on top. It's called Sunset Soup because sometimes the sun sets and you realize you have to make dinner for people and you want them to maybe go away and figure it out for themselves for once but you can't say that so you act like it's your favorite thing in the world to do and you give them Sunset Soup and, in your mind, tell them to eat it and STFU. Or maybe I am the only one who does that.
Here’s the opposite of that: Vanessa Lachey has some basic lemonade recipes for you. (Spoiler alert: it’s lemons, sugar and water.) 600 words for three lemonade recipes? Someone needs to hire an editor.
Jaime King plays tourist in Vancouver. If you follow the LA Mommy Mafia as closely as I do, you’ll notice that Jaime went from the inside to the outside over the last year or so. I’m very curious to know why (although I suspect it has to do with competing beauty lines).
Kiki in a Rodarte bomber and using a cane and all I can think about is whether or not Jesse Plemons took the shot.
The Pokemon is headed to Flavortown. (Ryan Phillippe is mildly obsessed with Guy Fieri and has a #fierifridays hashtag.)
I read this last night – everyone seems very concerned about Jonah Hill’s reputation (including Jonah himself), as if being in comedies is holding him back. He’s been nominated for two Oscars and works with the most prestigious actors/directors in Hollywood. How has comedy hurt him? He has an abundance of options.
Jonah Hill has proved himself as a dramatic actor. Why isn’t he taken seriously? https://t.co/cy9hRRl7Vz— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 5, 2016
Nia Long looks amazing and is so underrated.
Gina loves Marky Mark. Do we need to rethink Mark Wahlberg? (Lainey: no.)
Orlando Bloom’s fan base has grown exponentially.
My favorite actor is Orlando Bloom.— billy eichner (@billyeichner) August 4, 2016
Wilmer joins the cast of NCIS in the fourteenth season. Maybe he needs a new pool house?
Britney’s reaction when she finds out Ryan Seacrest likes girls.
OMG BRITNEY DIDN'T KNOW RYAN SEACREST WASN'T GAY I'M CHOKING!!! pic.twitter.com/otaeq1aDDY— Frankie (@frankiearam) August 5, 2016