Smutty Social Media, December 1, 2015

Oh man do I hate this red dress. Draper James it the most literal of all the lifestyle brands. They bludgeon you over the head with quaintness.

 

Never too early to wait for Santa... Am I right?? 😉❄️🎄#AnyMinuteNow (👗 by @draperjamesgirl)

A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on

Dec 1, 2015 at 7:46am PST

Tyra likes living with Lenny. Who wouldn’t want to take a nap on him?

Whoa, @LennyKravitz. Your new furniture line is looking amazing in my house! TyTy lives with Lenny, y'all.

— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) December 1, 2015

I first learned about “Rabbit Rabbit” from the Baby-Sitters Club books. I haven’t been able to carry the superstition into adulthood. (It’s when you say “rabbit rabbit” on the first day of the month.)

 

It's already the 1st again. X, sj

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Dec 1, 2015 at 4:22am PST

Lindsay Lohan is in Dubai. At least she gets better invites than Tara Reid. For now.

 

🙏🏻🌼🙏🏻🌼

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Dec 1, 2015 at 1:43am PST

Even Zoe Kravitz's Chanel purse is cooler than everyone else’s.

 

We ❤️ Japan. @thetwinshadow •

A photo posted by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) on

Dec 1, 2015 at 1:21am PST

Blake Shelton, not on FaceTime, with America Ferrera.

 

Another @nbcthevoice hottie!! 10 minutes till @nbcsuperstore is on the air east coast & Central!!!!!! 😁😁😁😜😜😜😝😝😝😝

A photo posted by America Ferrera (@americaferrera) on

Nov 30, 2015 at 6:48pm PST

This looks much better than the last photo I saw of Nick Nolte.

 

#NolteSelfie

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Nov 30, 2015 at 5:37pm PST

I’m going to the dentist today too, in about an hour. I will not be taking a selfie while I’m there. And if I did I wouldn’t look this good.

 

Have a feeling your Monday may be better than mine... 😳 #MondayBlues #Fear

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Nov 30, 2015 at 3:20pm PST