Smutty Social Media, February 5, 2016

Diane Keaton is publishing a book called, “The House That Pinterest Built.” I prefer Houzz.

.@Spicyqbin I'm in love with @Pinterest. In fact, I'm publishing a book called "The House That Pinterest Built." I'm so excited. Thank you!

— Diane Keaton (@Diane_Keaton) February 4, 2016

Why would a “Katie” need a coffee name? “Katie” IS the coffee name.

 

My #starbucks mom de coffee #santamonica

A photo posted by Katie Couric (@katiecouric) on

Feb 5, 2016 at 9:13am PST

YOOOO WHY WON’T YOU LET ROGELIO BE GREAT!!!

Maybe you should stop being insane. https://t.co/j99oYMvvkU

— Rogelio De La Vega (@RogelioDeLaVega) February 5, 2016

Jenny Slate could play Baby in a Dirty Dancing revival. “I carried a watermelon.”

 

Brush. Your. Teeth. It's the most fun.

A video posted by Jenny Slate (@jennyslate) on

Feb 5, 2016 at 8:43am PST

They truly look like sisters. How does Demi do it? It’s not just the filter or the light, she actually looks fresh. If there was one celeb who should start a skin care line, it’s her. But maybe what she’s doing isn’t fit for over-the-counter consumption.

 

Love these beautiful humans so much Couldn't ask for a better group of women to call my fam. Celebrating the birth of my baby girl @buuski I love you guys so much #famovereverything

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Feb 4, 2016 at 11:11pm PST

Lindsay Lohan is up to the usual, work, work, work, and more work.

 

Back on set with my inspiring director Tiago #greenscreen #earlymornings first. The older you get, the earlier you are expected to start your day 😭 just to get in some daylight scenes after #wheresmytwin when I need her? Lol missing the Disney Days of #theParentTrap Right now 😎 🙏🏻 #work

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

Feb 4, 2016 at 11:41pm PST

I’ve always been very curious about Madonna’s siblings (except Christopher – he’s obviously the rogue one).

 

My Sister Melanie at the opening of her show in NY! With one of her beautiful creations‼️. Im. So proud of her! @theneedformycare. Female❤️#rebelheartartistunite

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on

Feb 4, 2016 at 8:11pm PST

Lena explores her inner Tracy Flick.

 

What if I used all my emotional energy to campaign super hard for a recount? Note: I essentially do not believe in the principal of a Who Wore It Best and am not trying to insight a debate- both these women are stunning and look fly. That being said, I'm a Tracy Flick style bitch who hates2lose.

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Feb 4, 2016 at 11:52am PST

I know everyone will be going nuts for the Degrassi denim jacket, but I prefer the sweatshirt.

 

Thx to the folks at @degrassi & @netflix for the gear. Don't know how to tell bryan lacroix that he's not gonna be on the upcoming season. He hasn't been the same since he left Wheels Ontario.

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Feb 4, 2016 at 1:36pm PST