Maria's off for March break so I'm taking over Smutty Social Media for the week! 

I’m not the only one who’s trying to make out shapes under the water, am I?


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Sam Taylor-Johnson is making me rethink bikinis.

I was obsessed with the top Lorde was wearing for her first song on SNL this weekend.


warming up, tooling around

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If it were me, I would have captioned this: Work hard… so you can eat mac&cheese and chicken wings ON A PRIVATE PLANE!

Gwen Stefani and Ellen.


@theellenshow @nickelodeon #loveher #luckytoknowher #winner gx #kidschoiceawards2017 gx

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I sound really, really good in the bathroom too.


Sydney, NSW / ANZ Stadium / Mar 11

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I will never be too old for a girls’ slumber party.


Slumber party 😴

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If I brought this home by dogs would do vile things to it.


Jealous @monicarosestyle @kfc

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These earrings!


Thank you @kristasmith and @vanityfair for including me in the 2017 Style Portfolio! 📸@PatrickDemarchelier

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