Smutty Social Media, March 15, 2016

Oh sh-t I love this Kerry Washington cover. Sweatshirts need to happen more. And isn’t this cooler than another gown?

 

Check out my new @elleusa cover!!! Styled by my badass friend and genius fashion director @SamiraNasr 😍#MamaSaidKnockYouOut

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Mar 15, 2016 at 7:05am PDT

Taylor Schilling goes brunette.

 

🌪🌪🌪🌪 aw thanks @nicpringle ! Enjoying my luxurious locks

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Mar 15, 2016 at 4:50am PDT

Easter egg hunts and crafts are WASP porn.

 

Easter has come early for @draperjames! 💙🌷🐰 (Link in bio to new #Spring arrivals and #Easter treats! 🐣😉)

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Mar 15, 2016 at 8:25am PDT

Sarah Jessica Parker is working in Bloomingdale’s shoe department for a few hours today. I’m more of a Barneys person.

 

Well, this rarely happens. But I have a few free hours tomorrow afternoon and I'm putting myself to work at @bloomingdales 59th Street. Come stop by "Shoes on 2" around noon. I'll be working the sales floor and would be thrilled to help you shop the @SJPCollection and our newest spring styles. Really hoping I get the B-Style dress code right. See you there? X, Sj

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Mar 14, 2016 at 8:52am PDT

Fifty Shades Darker is filming in Vancouver right now and they are faking rain, even though it has been pouring off-and-on for days. There’s been lots of photos coming from the set – apparently this will be a “suspense” film. So still no finishing.

 

Make it rain! #FSD

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Mar 14, 2016 at 9:33pm PDT

Cher’s mom is 90 – look at that skin!

This is what 70 & 90 looks like in my family…. Mom has NO MAKE UP ON pic.twitter.com/KnegHdbzMb

— Cher (@cher) March 14, 2016

Anna Faris has a podcast called Unqualified (wherein she gives unqualified advice), and Jenna Dewan showed up to give her a um, seductive?, dance lesson.

 

Things definitely get a little silly when Anna and I get together #Repost @unqualified ・・・ Behold Tuesday’s guest! The incredible @jennaldewan!! Needless to say @annafaris & Jenna got a little silly… Damn it’s going to be a great episode!

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Mar 14, 2016 at 5:45pm PDT

I don’t believe media reports that Madonna is drunk at her shows because she is way, way too controlling and meticulous for that. She may not be the best traditional actress, but she is excellent at playing versions of herself.

 

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Mar 14, 2016 at 9:33pm PDT