You can tell right away that this is SJP.
You are the older sister that storytellers describe. The reliable. The most kind. The calm one. The one that always completed her homework in the midst of chaos. The one who magically found my every missing item. The one that kept all my secrets and secreted my misdeeds. The one who who I shared a room with for 18 years and never complained. The one who produced the most surprising laughs. And everyone's favorite big sister. Happy birthday Rachel. When I grow up I want to be just like you. I Iove you so. XXX, your messy, cramming at midnight sister Sj
I really, really wish I had Chris Pratt’s food delivery service. I can almost taste that sashimi and I’m totally willing to try whatever’s in that jar.
Lupita’s winter tears. Real tears!
OMGGGG RASHIDA JONES IS GOING TO BE ON MY FAVOURITE SHOW!!!
This popcorn looks deep-fried. Can you even deep-fry popcorn? Maybe it’s just me. All I’ve been thinking about today is onion rings.
Really hated Katie Holmes’s hair last night. I don’t see the point of all the pieces falling down.