Smutty Social Media, March 2, 2016

Kendall and Gigi talk period boobs.

 

boob talk @gigihadid @voguemagazine

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on

Mar 2, 2016 at 9:12am PST

Um, Chelsea Handler went to the Au Fudge opening? That’s the last place I’d expect to see her.

 

This is me cooking some eggs for my @benbrunotraining last night after the opening of @jessicabiel's new restaurant opening, @aufudge. The food was delicious, but my trainer smokes a lot of pot and needs to constantly be fed.

A photo posted by Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) on

Mar 2, 2016 at 6:57am PST

Did Sharon Osbourne model her refreshed face after Lucy Hale? It’s so weird to see a mature woman with a preserved baby face.

 

So lovely to meet this humble, kind woman today @sharonosbourne 🙏🏼

A photo posted by Lucy Hale (@lucyhale) on

Mar 1, 2016 at 10:32pm PST

I like Chrissy’s party dress more than her red carpet dress. Black is a great pregnancy color. And I know the wraparound belly cup will annoy Lainey.

 

The #VFOscarParty is a family affair with @ChrissyTeigen and @JohnLegend. Tap the link in our bio to see more shots by @markseliger in the portrait studio.

A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) on

Mar 1, 2016 at 6:37pm PST

Ellen Pompeo is still friendly with Patrick Dempsey’s wife (she did Kate Winslet’s and Jennifer Lawrence’s makeup for the Oscars).

 

A photo posted by Ellen Pompeo (@ellenpompeo) on

Mar 1, 2016 at 1:57pm PST

“A refugee camp for rich people.”

Quatar lounge feels like a refugee camp for rich people . 100k square feet w people lined up for butter and sugar and no wifi

— diplo (@diplo) February 28, 2016

So is Taylor’s brother Austin going to be a thing now?

 

I feel like we achieved our goal of looking like we're in a new primetime drama series called Family Secrets. @lordemusic @austinkingsleyswift Thanks @markseliger!

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Feb 29, 2016 at 12:34pm PST

You know what I liked about this year’s Oscars, overall? It was a comedians’ stage. I don’t like song-and-dance hosts because I feel like it kills the flow of the awards. Sorry Duana.

 

I'm in good company.

A photo posted by Chris Rock (@chrisrock) on

Mar 1, 2016 at 6:59pm PST

How does David Spade not know how to spell “DiCaprio”?

Alriiiight! Decaprio might finally be able to get some pussy!

— David Spade (@DavidSpade) February 29, 2016

I like this outfit. No qualifier, I just like it. I used to rock a Garfield sweatshirt in elementary school, I’m going online to find one now.

And Oscar glamour continues on #themindyproject pic.twitter.com/OWm4453KfD

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 29, 2016