Smutty Social Media, March 28, 2016

Calvin Harris is a technology mansplainer.

Pls turn off notifications for everything and go outside for 10 mins

— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) March 28, 2016

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have had approximately 54 baby showers but this one was catered with fast food which makes it all tolerable.

 

My everything. Excited to meet this little girl soon and to see you shower her with the same love you give to me! We are so grateful to be surrounded by so many loving, kind, hilarious, generous, thoughtful beings. Feeling so lucky, so happy and so ready! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on

Mar 26, 2016 at 6:19pm PDT

Jaime King seems to be one of those actresses that goes to everything, so why didn’t the regulars (Jessica Alba, Taylor Swift, Rachel Zoe, Kate Hudson) show up at her makeup launch? Or maybe they were feeling camera shy that day? Amanda de Cadenet made it.

 

Thank you to everyone who has been SO supportive and made my dreams with this line a reality! #JAIMEKINGFORCOLOURPOP @colourpopcosmetics #Alchemy LINK IN BIO! They have refilled the stock! #vegan #crueltyfree #madeinusa

A photo posted by Jaime King (@jaime_king) on

Mar 26, 2016 at 1:58pm PDT

I’ve always loved this photo of Angelina and Maddox. Look at his shoes -- she didn’t dress him up for the photo. He’s in normal clothes. You’ll notice that about the Jolie kids, wherever they are, they are wearing their own clothes and not dressed like frat boys going to a disciplinary committee hearing.

 

Here’s to wishing we could stay in bed all day. Angelina Jolie and son Maddox photographed by Annie Leibovitz for V.F.'s June 2005 issue.

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Mar 28, 2016 at 5:01am PDT

As Stephen points out, why would Batman or Superman need to fly Turkish Airlines?

 

Everything about Batman v Superman confused me, including: why do they need an official airline? Batman has his own Bat-plane and Superman CAN FLY. And why Turkish Air? I was expecting at least one shot of Wonder Woman in first class chomping on a kebab. But there isn't one. (Spoiler alert).

A photo posted by Stephen Merchant (@stephenmerchant) on

Mar 27, 2016 at 7:33pm PDT

Look at his little tush.

 

Dat ass doe @johnny photo cred

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on

Mar 26, 2016 at 6:15pm PDT

Chris Pratt takes Easter super seriously.

 

Get it level

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Mar 27, 2016 at 5:56pm PDT

One last game for Garry.

 

One last game of basketball at Garry's house to say goodbye.

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Mar 27, 2016 at 10:49pm PDT