Smutty Social Media, March 29, 2016

What an amazing array of body shapes chosen to model Jessica Alba’s new denim collaboration.

 

#JAxDL #sneakpeek @dl1961denim #dl1961 cute booty🙌🏽🍑👍🏽

A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on

Mar 29, 2016 at 8:31am PDT

“Watch TV every day” is the wrong direction – that’s rich coming from a guy who made his career on TV.

 

I thought this was kind of interesting

A photo posted by Derek Hough (@derekhough) on

Mar 28, 2016 at 12:20pm PDT

Have you read Luckiest Girl Alive? I loved the book – and this Lenny Letter is an absolute must read.

For 17 years I was too ashamed to share this. Today I am not ashamed. Proud to tell #WhatIKnow https://t.co/m2HFDgfIAz

— Jessica Knoll (@JessMKnoll) March 29, 2016

All the d-listers who make a living off Instagram sponsorship (or get validation from likes) are absolutely freaking out about the new algorithm and asking followers to turn on “push” notification. It’s embarrassing.

I'd let a family member get swallowed by a dragon before I'd allow Instagram push notifications to come to my phone

— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) March 28, 2016

That elephant is going where only 22-year-olds have gone before.

 

The lowland #rainforest of the Leuser Ecosystem are considered the world’s best remaining habitat for the critically endangered Sumatran #elephant. In these forests, ancient elephant migratory paths are still used by some of the last #wild herds of Sumatran elephants. But the expansion of Palm Oil plantations is fragmenting the #forest and cutting off key elephant migratory corridors, making it more difficult for elephant families to find adequate sources of food and water. The Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation is supporting local partners to establish a mega-fauna sanctuary in the Leuser Ecosystem, last place on Earth where Sumatran orangutans, tigers, rhinos and elephants coexist in the wild. Click the link in the bio to stand with @haka_sumatra as they fight to protect the Leuser Ecosystem. #SaveLeuserEcosystem #Indonesia

A photo posted by Leonardo DiCaprio (@leonardodicaprio) on

Mar 28, 2016 at 6:22pm PDT

It’s hard to believe that Twilight introduced us to both Anna Kendrick and Kellan Lutz.

Hi, Anna, What kind of a knife do you have? 😎 https://t.co/uC5najK785

— Kellan Lutz (@kellanlutz) March 28, 2016

Kate Hudson, Mayim Bialik, and Malin Akerman gave Chelsea parenting tips – I will watch this.

 

Thanks to a fun dinner filmed with @katehudson @therealmalinakerman @mayimbialik hot parenting tips. #chelseashow #may11th #netflix

A photo posted by Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) on

Mar 28, 2016 at 11:03pm PDT

John Mayer on demand for Allison Williams.

 

Meanwhile, on 👻 awilly88...(Not an ad) (Also...to answer your questions, not my boyfriend. Cause I'm very much married. To one of his besties 👰🏼)

A video posted by Allison Williams (@aw) on

Mar 28, 2016 at 8:56pm PDT