Smutty Social Media, Monday October 5, 2015

John Mayer thinks Miley is a whack genius.

Kate and Britney have a few things in common: hair colour, children and JT. Remember Kate’s flirtation with Justin? He could never handle her.

 

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

Oct 4, 2015 at 11:45am PDT

 

There were a few musicians at Donova Leitch’s wedding. Is that Sebastian Bach?! Yes, it is. And he’s on Instagram.

 

"The wedding singers" from #libbyanddonovan 's wedding last night @thespreadgroup @sebastianbach @rustyknob #donoby 😜✨✨🙏 @donovan33

A photo posted by Juliette Lewis (@juliettelewis) on

Oct 4, 2015 at 8:54pm PDT

 

Leah and JLo in Las Vegas. How did JLo approve this photo? It’s so dark.

 

The girls dine. @egt239 @jlo #Reunited #NyLaVegas

A photo posted by Leah Remini (@leahremini) on

Oct 3, 2015 at 9:11pm PDT

 

This cake is made out of mashed potatoes and topped with fried chicken. As Liz Lemon would say, “I want to go there.”

 

This cake!! Mashed potatoes, gravy, fried chicken, cornbread and mac and cheese!! And it's not just pretty, it's seriously delicious! Thank you @breescakes!!!

A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on

Oct 3, 2015 at 5:31pm PDT

 

I’d vote for Amber Rose over Kanye West.

 

#amberroseslutwalk 😍😍😍🙌

A photo posted by Amber Rose (@amberrose) on

Oct 3, 2015 at 4:24pm PDT

 

Gwyneth’s body has been infiltrated by negative chi and hazardous biomaterial (she has the flu). The only cure for this is a sauna, Ina Garten’s homemade, hand-delivered chicken soup, and a 45-day detox and purification cleanse.

 

All contagion aside... Going to hit it with heat #fluday5 #infraredsauna #clearlightsauna #iwilltryanythingatthispoint

A photo posted by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) on

Oct 4, 2015 at 1:25pm PDT