Smutty Social Media, Spooktober 31, 2016
It’s Halloween. Why fight it? Instead, I choose to lean in. First, with a baby dressed like Eric Stonestreet’s Modern Family character.
How do you feel about small children dressed as adults? Because Rihanna loves it and so do I.
Taylor Lautner makes a great Ryan Lochte and actually gives impressive side-eye. I wonder if he’s super bitchy in real life.
The Rock’s fanny pack photo. Iconic.
Katy Perry was everywhere this weekend – if Taylor has claimed July 4 and Mariah Christmas, Katy is doing the same with Halloween. She hosted a sock hop-themed birthday party and the usual suspects were there: Kate Hudson, Jennifer Meyer, Derek Blasberg – you get the idea. The only person I was surprised to see is Jessica Chastain. Doesn’t really seem like her scene.
I don’t understand Salma Hayek’s style at all. She has so many choices –endless amounts of choices. Her husband is CEO of Kering, which owns all or part of St. Laurent, Balenciaga, McQueen. And of course Gucci. So why, at the LACMA art and film gala, did she choose to wear a reiteration of a gown Gwyneth wore last week? She has the entire Gucci line and archives to choose from. I don’t get it.
Isla Fisher and Amy Adams in the same photo together, proving once and for all that they are not the same person. Unless one is a body double hired by the Illuminati.
Tommaso Boddi/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images
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