Smutty Social Media, September 21, 2018

Are you caught up on Jane the Virgin? If you aren’t, don’t read to the very end of this post, because I will have a Jane the Virgin spoiler down there. I’m warning you now. With that, here is Alex Pettyfer (remember him?) working on Family Guy. 

Reese Witherspoon collected (or has been collected?) by Jonathan Van Ness from Queer Eye. 

Issa Rae’s face, and the explanation for her face, is meme-worthy.

I have a new appreciation for The Fonz. I really liked Barry and think he totally deserved to win, but beyond that, I read the comments on Nancy Meyers’ Instagram and there are so many people – fans at the airport, limo drivers, college students who met him in a drama class –who say how lovely he is. 

 

 

InStyle committed the cardinal sin of mentioning that Blake Lively has been wearing a lot of pantsuits. So where is the “clapback” that some women are “yaaaaaasssss queen”-ing her for? Do you think she will get self-righteous when it involves a major fashion magazine with a celebrity-friendly editor? Nah, she saves that for a fashion blogger. As Lainey (via Duana) pointed out, she is indignant because she can be, but she doesn’t know what she is reacting to. It’s a terrible quality in a celebrity. You know who else has it? ScarJo. Ryan Reynolds has a type. 

Penelope Cruz is committed to wearing feathers on the red carpet. But this look, for Ellen, could have worked for the Emmys. I’d lose the belt, but I do like the one-shoulder sequin top. 

Here’s a video of Gina Rodriguez doing one thousand push-ups. That’s not a typo – 1,000. It looks like she moved locations a few times, but this is definitely in a short span of time. Not only is she doing the push-ups, but she also stops to correct their counting when they have the wrong number. I could also do 1,000 push-ups (it would take me about 5 years).