Smutty Social Media, Tuesday September 8, 2015

Wearing Spanx to the gym actually doesn’t seem like a bad idea.

 

Forgot workout clothes. Wearing Spanx to the gym. Feeling pretty compressed. #nosquats #crotchhole

A photo posted by chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) on

Sep 8, 2015 at 2:55am PDT

 

Scooter Braun has a total “smug parent” caption. My friends are at Burning Man but I have a BABY.

 

Chill Labor Day. My friends are at Burning Man and my wife and I have swim time with a 7 month old and some rubber floaty toys. WE WIN!! :)

A photo posted by Scooter Braun (@scooterbraun) on

Sep 7, 2015 at 6:32pm PDT

 

Did they even bother with a photo shoot for this Mark Zuckerberg cover because it literally looks like every other picture I’ve ever seen of him.

 

Mark Zuckerberg (@zuck) tops the 2015 #NewEstablishment List—and snags the October cover. Head to VF.com and see who else made the prestigious list. Photograph by Annie Leibovitz.

A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) on

Sep 8, 2015 at 6:38am PDT

 

Whoever knit this sweater is extremely talented and should sell these. I would totally buy one. Except I want a Beyonce on mine.

 

Someone knitted this sweater for me of a Polaroid of myself and gave it to my mom tonight at the show. It has very quickly become my everything. Thank you, mysterious knitter.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Sep 6, 2015 at 9:57pm PDT

 

Carlo Gugino is like Rob Lowe: ageless.

 

#ThingsCarlaLoves When you find foliage that matches your dress EXACTLY. Ha! #beachtime #summer #poupettestbarth #thelittlethings #camouflage pic taken by #Sebastiangutierrez

A photo posted by @carlagugino on

Sep 7, 2015 at 10:48am PDT

 

Butterflies in heaven are weeping: she literally found her Lambily.

 

C'mon it's LAMBTASTIC #lambs #lambily #mariahcarey @bronxzoo

A photo posted by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on

Sep 6, 2015 at 6:05pm PDT