This is the part of my life I’m completely confident in – I know how to sleep.

No one does a modern, casual updo like Jennifer Lopez – her topknot is the gold standard. A high half ponytail is fresh but off her face. If I was a celebrity I would constantly be trying to poach her hair and makeup team.


iTunes This THURSDAY! #AintYourMama

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a monogrammed hat?


Branded πŸ‘Š #KH #NewHatMonday πŸŽ©πŸ•Ά

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Inside out jeans? Maybe if you’re a 20-year-old supermodel. And even then I still don’t know if it’s cool or silly.


SUPERMODEL SNATCH GAME Tonight 9PM #DragRace @LogoTv @GiGiHadid @chaneliman @MichelleVisage @CarsonKressley @CharoCuchiCuchi

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I have always had a healthy fear/respect of cats because I’ve never met one who didn’t completely run the house.


fucked up by a pussy cat fuuuuuuuck 😿😻😿😻😿😻😿

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I want to count points and eat breakfast with Oprah on a sunny veranda in Santa Barbara.