Smutty Social Media, April 7, 2016

Corniest and possibly greatest iPhone signature ever.

 

Actually the best email I have ever received!

A photo posted by Alan Cumming (@alancummingsnaps) on

Apr 7, 2016 at 3:56am PDT

Chris Pratt is really a sweetheart -- he's like a puppy. An uncomfortably hot puppy.

 

Wow!!! If you're in the Atlanta area, do yourself a favor, go see Kurios by Cirque du Soleil. Here I am backstage taking a pic with four contortionists. The entire cast; the performers, clowns, acrobats, jugglers, yo-yo masters, musicians are each equally phenomenal. It's inspiring and astounding to see what the human body, as proven by these wonderful artists, the best the world has to offer, is capable of. Such a remarkable amount of passion and dedication on display in Atlanta. #cirquedusoleil Thank you for an unforgettable night with my family.

A photo posted by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on

Apr 7, 2016 at 4:49am PDT

Combine workout selfies with mom selfies and you get the eye-roll inducing hybrid "mom doing yoga with kids" photos that are all over Instagram this week. 

 

Mis chicos, aficionados al yoga de playa con mama! my boys enjoying the Beach yoga With mami! 💪🙏🏻😝❤️ #kidsyoga #beach #bestime #lifeisbeautiful #lovethem @glamourspain

A photo posted by Elsa Pataky (@elsapatakyconfidential) on

Apr 7, 2016 at 4:10am PDT

Garth Brooks and Mike Fisher serenade Carrie Underwood.

 

How is it that my hubby, @mfisher1212 gets to sing with THE @garthbrooks before I do? As payback, I think I'll try to see if Wayne Gretzky wants to play a pick up hockey game sometime!

A video posted by Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) on

Apr 6, 2016 at 9:39pm PDT

When models post party shots and video on social media why does it always have this weird, forced energy to it? 

 

Good times with @alessandraambrosio 👯

A video posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

Apr 6, 2016 at 9:47pm PDT

Jesse Tyler -- the only male lifestyle celebrity? Interesting. 

Thanks @people for including my foodie ventures on this list! I'm the sole dude amongst all these amazing women! https://t.co/rDYwgbQ8cs

— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) April 7, 2016

I was thinking about Patrick Dempsey and how his career has been revived/saved by the rom-com, first with Sweet Home Alabama, and now with Bridget Jones. It’s like he was built to be the possible second option to a heroine’s true love.

 

Edward little the red Eddie's

A photo posted by Patrick Dempsey (@patrickdempsey) on

Apr 7, 2016 at 10:08am PDT

On Lainey's orders, I'm not supposed to show this to Duana, but it's her book birthday week. She deserves to see it. 

 

Bradley Whitford, you are the best costar ever, and I am so happy we got to film Get Out together. Cause now I can take my love for Hamilton to bed with me! Nothing creepy about that, right #LinManuelMiranda? #TheRoomWhereSleepHappens

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Apr 6, 2016 at 2:50pm PDT