Smutty Social Media, January 11, 2016

I want you to tell me the goddamn truth… you’ve never heard of Mozart in the Jungle either, right?

Lola Kirke, Roman Coppola, Jason Schwartzman @GaelGarciaB celebrando el gane! @MITJAmazon #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/VccnwrvVXa

— giraldo (@ricardogiraldo) January 11, 2016

“Oh wow 14 seconds, gee, oh ok wrap up….”

Hey, awards show speech givers, none of us can see the countdown clock, mentioning it means nothing to us, it's like talking about a dream

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 11, 2016

Um where was Taylor Schilling last night? I saw Uzo and I saw Laverne, but I would like to have seen this tux in motion.

 

@thakoonny a suit for the ages! Again your talent saw me through. And Thank you wonderful @pennylovellstylist @harryjoshhair @hungvanngo for all the fancy yesterday.

A photo posted by Taylor Schilling (@tayjschilling) on

Jan 11, 2016 at 8:47am PST

I thought that you weren’t supposed to hold other people’s awards because it’s bad luck? Or is that rule just for Oscar? Or is winning an acting award not a consideration for Jaime King? Interesting dress though.

 

THANK YOU to the Hollywood Foreign Press (Jason Schwartzman) for giving me this Golden Globe for walking into the Chateau Marmont and doing absolutely nothing! I'm so proud of myself! 🍾🍾🍾🍾👏👏👏👏

A photo posted by Jaime King (@jaime_king) on

Jan 11, 2016 at 2:49am PST

I knew, somewhere in my mind, that Emmy Rossum was engaged to Sam Esmail, but I had never quite put it together until last night.

 

Fiance ✅ Golden Globe ✅ Milkshake ✅

A photo posted by Emmy Rossum (@emmyrossum) on

Jan 11, 2016 at 12:23am PST

What could Brad and Selena possibly be talking about? Next week, one of the lower tier tabloids will be saying they were flirting or Selena was trying to arrange a reunion with her good friend Jen. Because the triangle won’t die.

 

just discussing #TheBigShort 📸-@agentoh

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Jan 11, 2016 at 12:21am PST