Smutty Social Media, October 7, 2016

Michael Bay and Mark Wahlberg are the first to welcome Sir Anthony Hopkins to Twitter. They are working on Transformers: Robots Explosions Tits (I’m just assuming that’s the title) together. Does Sir Anthony need a new vacation home?

Always an honor to direct a legend like Sir @AnthonyHopkins. Welcome to Twitter. #transformers https://t.co/iBLBRuFAp9

— Michael Bay (@michaelbay) October 6, 2016

Josh Brolin and his wife have a hashtag, #jbkbstucktogether. Does that slightly alter your opinion of Josh Brolin?

 

Best friends. ❤️ #jbkbstucktogether #ease #nakedforlife #wildandfree @kathrynboyd_

A photo posted by Josh Brolin (@joshbrolin) on

Oct 6, 2016 at 3:56pm PDT

Alec and Hilaria’s daughter carried a breadstick onto the red carpet, which is very cute and probably the first time bread has been eaten on a red carpet.

 

She walked out on to the red carpet and wanted to take a picture with her bread stick 😂....🍞

A photo posted by Hilaria Thomas Baldwin (@hilariabaldwin) on

Oct 6, 2016 at 6:25pm PDT

I understand Olivia’s point but by posting the photos, don’t the paps/photo agency get paid?

 

Death stare sent this weirdo photog with a giant nat geo lens (ya know, the kind you use to snap wild animals who would kill you if you got too close) scurrying backwards into the park bush he was literally, and I do mean literally, stalking me from. Wtffffffff. When you see pics of people looking angry it's because they're reacting normally to an extremely abnormal situation. I'm posting this so people understand that this 😡 face is how it feels to be followed by strange men (sorry but it's almost never a woman) who climb trees to snap pics of pregnant ladies. Not cool. #mamawolfwillcutyou #robocop

A photo posted by Olivia Wilde (@oliviawilde) on

Oct 7, 2016 at 6:20am PDT

January Jones’s Instagram has made me want a Dyson hairdryer. I hate blow drying my hair, I usually just do the roots and leave the rest to air dry. I don’t know if it bothers me enough to pony up the $500.

 

I wanna preface this by saying this is NOT an ad. Some say I'm a sucker but I did it, I spent the money and bought this thing and it's INSANE. Dyson? Call me. You're smart and stuff. #teslaofhairdryers #alsonotateslaad

A photo posted by January Jones (@januaryjones) on

Oct 5, 2016 at 2:29pm PDT

Great Jessica Chastain cover.

 

OBSESSED with this @gucci jacket. Where's my motorcycle? 😎 @ellefr #MissSloane (📷 @vanmosseveldeplusn)

A photo posted by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) on

Oct 6, 2016 at 7:30pm PDT

Hahahahahaha, Election 2016 Edition.

"Mom. Can you come pick me up? I don't feel good, my stomach hurts. I KNOW it's 2:30am. Just come get me. I don't like it here" - Ted Cruz pic.twitter.com/mMvFykEdiR

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) October 6, 2016

Rebel Wilson feels for Demi Lovato.

@ddlovato I think you're amazingly talented Demi x but yeah get how hard it can be! ❤️

— Rebel Wilson (@RebelWilson) October 5, 2016

John Mayer has been spending too much time on Pinterest.

 

🔵 @poggytheman @unitedarrowsandsons @kapitalglobal @rolex

A photo posted by johnmayer (@johnmayer) on

Oct 6, 2016 at 7:20pm PDT

Jeanne Beker gets a star on the Canadian Walk of Fame. She is an absolute legend in Canada and beyond – when she hosted Fashion Television, every designer made time to speak with her backstage because she hustled. Being from (unfashionable) Canada, that was huge – there’s no doubt she influenced a generation of journalists, TV hosts and bloggers. I spoke to her once, and she told a story about showing up to interview Karl when she was very pregnant. He didn’t like what she was wearing, so he gave her a dress a Chanel dress on the spot.

 

What an honor it is to be in Toronto to present my idol @thejeannebeker with her star on the @cwofame! She's a true icon! Thank you for paving the way! ❤️❤️

A photo posted by Brad Goreski (@bradgoreski) on

Oct 6, 2016 at 5:46pm PDT